(Fade In) Hey, Amos! Yeah, Andy? Did you hear about Kingbee? No, what happened? Da boy is dead! What? How'd it happen? Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up. What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway? Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep. Mm, mm, mm. I always know'd dat boy didn't have a lick o' sense. When'd they find him? An hour ago, 45 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago.... (Insert laugh track here...

(Fade In) Hey, Amos! Yeah, Andy? Did you hear about Kingbee? No, what happened? Da boy is dead! What? How'd it happen? Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up. What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway? Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep. Mm, mm, mm. I always know'd dat boy didn't have a lick o' sense. When'd they find him? An hour ago, 45 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago.... (Insert laugh track here...

A few bloggers have commented on how the arguments/discussions sometimes get childish, so here's everyone's chance to make fun of it. Stomp your feet, pout and get petulant. Don't mention any posts other than the ones here and let's try not to let it get serious, you poopy heads!

A few bloggers have commented on how the arguments/discussions sometimes get childish, so here's everyone's chance to make fun of it. Stomp your feet, pout and get petulant. Don't mention any posts other than the ones here and let's try not to let it get serious, you poopy heads!

People who buy Evian designer drinking water are naive . People who rent cars from Avis are unwittingly worshipping the Hindu god Siva . Be careful! Don't let them get you! Can you think of any others?

People who buy Evian designer drinking water are naive . People who rent cars from Avis are unwittingly worshipping the Hindu god Siva . Be careful! Don't let them get you! Can you think of any others?

A man spent passover in Jerusalem. He went to the Wailing Wall and saw a man davening with great intensity. He wanted to ask what he was praying for but waited for him to finish. Five, 10, 20, 30 minutes passed. Finally the man finished. The visitor told him how impressed he was with his devotion and his intensity of prayer. "But I have to ask, "he said. "what did you pray for?" "I prayed for a son, a good growing season, health and happiness for my family, for a long life and for peace an...

A man spent passover in Jerusalem. He went to the Wailing Wall and saw a man davening with great intensity. He wanted to ask what he was praying for but waited for him to finish. Five, 10, 20, 30 minutes passed. Finally the man finished. The visitor told him how impressed he was with his devotion and his intensity of prayer. "But I have to ask, "he said. "what did you pray for?" "I prayed for a son, a good growing season, health and happiness for my family, for a long life and for peace an...

Fade in: Int. Douglas Farmhouse - Living Room Oliver is sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper. OLIVER: Well, what do you know? LISA: What is it, dahling? OLIVER: A new Hooters Restaurant has opened in town. LISA: So that's why the town is called Hootersville. OLIVER: No, Lisa. It was called Hooterville long before.... LISA: (Interrupting) If it was named after another restaurant, it might have been Old McDonaldsville. OLIVER: (Hangs his head and shakes it in frustration.) ...

Fade in: Int. Douglas Farmhouse - Living Room Oliver is sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper. OLIVER: Well, what do you know? LISA: What is it, dahling? OLIVER: A new Hooters Restaurant has opened in town. LISA: So that's why the town is called Hootersville. OLIVER: No, Lisa. It was called Hooterville long before.... LISA: (Interrupting) If it was named after another restaurant, it might have been Old McDonaldsville. OLIVER: (Hangs his head and shakes it in frustration.) ...

The best ones I know are 1. A blonde was in a boat in a field. Another blonde was on the edge of the field and she said, "It's blondes like you who give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and slap you." 2. A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street. As they passed a flower shop the brunette looked inside and saw her boyfriend. She said to the blonde, "My damn boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde asked, "Don't you like getting flowers?" T...

The best ones I know are 1. A blonde was in a boat in a field. Another blonde was on the edge of the field and she said, "It's blondes like you who give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and slap you." 2. A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street. As they passed a flower shop the brunette looked inside and saw her boyfriend. She said to the blonde, "My damn boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde asked, "Don't you like getting flowers?" T...

When a child is convicted of a serious crime (such as hitting his father on the head with a hammer while the father sleeps on the couch), the child has to go to one of several special prisons. A typical day consists of working in the machine shop where they make personalized toy license plates. The youngest ones wear diapers of different colors to designate which gang they're in. They sit in their playpens and clang their bottles against the bars and shout, "Lousy screws!" A lot ...

When a child is convicted of a serious crime (such as hitting his father on the head with a hammer while the father sleeps on the couch), the child has to go to one of several special prisons. A typical day consists of working in the machine shop where they make personalized toy license plates. The youngest ones wear diapers of different colors to designate which gang they're in. They sit in their playpens and clang their bottles against the bars and shout, "Lousy screws!" A lot ...

Q: Other than the speed at which most vehicles are able to go, what allows people to speed? A: Good road conditions. So if the government would stop repairing roads, no matter how fast a person's car is, they wouldn't be able to speed, right? I have a lot of good answers, but no one asks me.