A Solution to Speeding

Published on July 4, 2006 By Ionolast In Humor

Q: Other than the speed at which most vehicles are able to go, what allows people to speed?

A: Good road conditions.

So if the government would stop repairing roads, no matter how fast a person's car is, they wouldn't be able to speed, right?

I have a lot of good answers, but no one asks me.

Comments

Sally jacobs

on Jul 04, 2006

How to stop people shop lifting......chop their hands off! I am from your school of thought. Hehe. Thanks for the smile.

Dr Guy

on Jul 04, 2006

Dont worry! I think they are taking your suggestion to heart in Michigan!

Ionolast

on Jul 04, 2006

How to stop people shop lifting......chop their hands off!

That's a bit extreme. Stores should stop selling stuff.

Dont worry! I think they are taking your suggestion to heart in Michigan!

And New Jersey.

Shovelheat

on Jul 04, 2006

Here' a solution for speeding that broke me from suckin' eggs: paying $200 fines over and over again...

Feisty_in_ohio

on Jul 04, 2006

Ohio has been listening to your sugesstion too!

jennifer1

on Sep 25, 2006

brings new meaning to the term "potholing!"

foreverserenity

on Sep 25, 2006

LOL, very funny!

Sean Conners aka SConn1

on Sep 25, 2006

i think some of the rednecks i grew up with had the theory that speed enabled them to smoothly "fly" over potholes....lol

i had a business law prof. once that suggested hanging for speeding, and the public displays over the highways of the hung people would greatly reduce people's "need" to get there so fast.

sean:)

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