On today's edition of Weekends With Maury and Connie on MSNBC, they were discussing with Joe Scarborough how Bill Clinton was able to avoid prosecution for improprieties in the Oval Office. I tuned in late, so I'm not sure if this was a side issue. Chung asked Scarborough, "How DID Bill Clinton pull it out?" I thought Monica probably did that for him.

On today's edition of Weekends With Maury and Connie on MSNBC, they were discussing with Joe Scarborough how Bill Clinton was able to avoid prosecution for improprieties in the Oval Office. I tuned in late, so I'm not sure if this was a side issue. Chung asked Scarborough, "How DID Bill Clinton pull it out?" I thought Monica probably did that for him.

People who buy Evian designer drinking water are naive . People who rent cars from Avis are unwittingly worshipping the Hindu god Siva . Be careful! Don't let them get you! Can you think of any others?

People who buy Evian designer drinking water are naive . People who rent cars from Avis are unwittingly worshipping the Hindu god Siva . Be careful! Don't let them get you! Can you think of any others?

A man spent passover in Jerusalem. He went to the Wailing Wall and saw a man davening with great intensity. He wanted to ask what he was praying for but waited for him to finish. Five, 10, 20, 30 minutes passed. Finally the man finished. The visitor told him how impressed he was with his devotion and his intensity of prayer. "But I have to ask, "he said. "what did you pray for?" "I prayed for a son, a good growing season, health and happiness for my family, for a long life and for peace an...

A man spent passover in Jerusalem. He went to the Wailing Wall and saw a man davening with great intensity. He wanted to ask what he was praying for but waited for him to finish. Five, 10, 20, 30 minutes passed. Finally the man finished. The visitor told him how impressed he was with his devotion and his intensity of prayer. "But I have to ask, "he said. "what did you pray for?" "I prayed for a son, a good growing season, health and happiness for my family, for a long life and for peace an...

Fade in: Int. Douglas Farmhouse - Living Room Oliver is sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper. OLIVER: Well, what do you know? LISA: What is it, dahling? OLIVER: A new Hooters Restaurant has opened in town. LISA: So that's why the town is called Hootersville. OLIVER: No, Lisa. It was called Hooterville long before.... LISA: (Interrupting) If it was named after another restaurant, it might have been Old McDonaldsville. OLIVER: (Hangs his head and shakes it in frustration.) ...

Fade in: Int. Douglas Farmhouse - Living Room Oliver is sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper. OLIVER: Well, what do you know? LISA: What is it, dahling? OLIVER: A new Hooters Restaurant has opened in town. LISA: So that's why the town is called Hootersville. OLIVER: No, Lisa. It was called Hooterville long before.... LISA: (Interrupting) If it was named after another restaurant, it might have been Old McDonaldsville. OLIVER: (Hangs his head and shakes it in frustration.) ...

The best ones I know are 1. A blonde was in a boat in a field. Another blonde was on the edge of the field and she said, "It's blondes like you who give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and slap you." 2. A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street. As they passed a flower shop the brunette looked inside and saw her boyfriend. She said to the blonde, "My damn boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde asked, "Don't you like getting flowers?" T...

The best ones I know are 1. A blonde was in a boat in a field. Another blonde was on the edge of the field and she said, "It's blondes like you who give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and slap you." 2. A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street. As they passed a flower shop the brunette looked inside and saw her boyfriend. She said to the blonde, "My damn boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde asked, "Don't you like getting flowers?" T...

A few bloggers have commented on how the arguments/discussions sometimes get childish, so here's everyone's chance to make fun of it. Stomp your feet, pout and get petulant. Don't mention any posts other than the ones here and let's try not to let it get serious, you poopy heads!

A few bloggers have commented on how the arguments/discussions sometimes get childish, so here's everyone's chance to make fun of it. Stomp your feet, pout and get petulant. Don't mention any posts other than the ones here and let's try not to let it get serious, you poopy heads!

(Fade In) Hey, Amos! Yeah, Andy? Did you hear about Kingbee? No, what happened? Da boy is dead! What? How'd it happen? Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up. What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway? Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep. Mm, mm, mm. I always know'd dat boy didn't have a lick o' sense. When'd they find him? An hour ago, 45 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago.... (Insert laugh track here...

(Fade In) Hey, Amos! Yeah, Andy? Did you hear about Kingbee? No, what happened? Da boy is dead! What? How'd it happen? Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up. What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway? Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep. Mm, mm, mm. I always know'd dat boy didn't have a lick o' sense. When'd they find him? An hour ago, 45 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago.... (Insert laugh track here...