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Back to the days when sitcoms were innocent
Published on July 6, 2005 By Ionolast In Humor
Fade in:
Int.
Douglas Farmhouse - Living Room


Oliver is sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper.

OLIVER: Well, what do you know?
LISA: What is it, dahling?
OLIVER: A new Hooters Restaurant has opened in town.
LISA: So that's why the town is called Hootersville.
OLIVER: No, Lisa. It was called Hooterville long before....
LISA: (Interrupting) If it was named after another restaurant, it might have been Old McDonaldsville.
OLIVER: (Hangs his head and shakes it in frustration.)
LISA: Back home, when someone was Hungary, they might have gone to KFC.
OLIVER: There are KFCs in Hungary?
LISA: Oh yes. That's Kaposvár Fried Crane.

Cut to:
Ext.
Shady Rest Hotel - Porch


Kate and Uncle Joe are sitting in chairs.

Billie Joe, Bobbie Joe and Bettie Joe arrive.

BILLIE JOE: Mom, Uncle Joe, guess what happened in town today.
UNCLE JOE: Sam Drucker got a new toupeé?
BOBBIE JOE: No! It's much better than that.
KATE: The Cannonball got a new coat of paint?
BETTIE JOE: No. A new Hooters Restaurant opened....and we all got jobs as waitresses there. We start tomorrow.

Kate and Joe look at each other and sigh.

Cut to:
Int.
Hooters Restaurant - Next Day


Bettie Joe walks by a table where Arnold Ziffel and Eb Dawson are seated. Arnold reaches out and pinches her butt.

BETTIE JOE: Arnold! That wasn't nice!
ARNOLD: (Grunts)
EB: It wasn't me! Stop saying that!
BETTIE JOE: Does he do that often?
EB: You should see him at the Kaposvár Fried Crane in Pixley.
BETTIE JOE: Arnold, how would you like to visit the kitchen?

Arnold jumps down out of the chair and runs out the door, squealing.

Fade to Black

Comments
on Jul 06, 2005
I see a fan here.....
on Jul 06, 2005
I see a fan here


Of Hooters?