(Fade In) Hey, Amos! Yeah, Andy? Did you hear about Kingbee? No, what happened? Da boy is dead! What? How'd it happen? Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up. What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway? Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep. Mm, mm, mm. I always know'd dat boy didn't have a lick o' sense. When'd they find him? An hour ago, 45 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago.... (Insert laugh track here...

(Fade In) Hey, Amos! Yeah, Andy? Did you hear about Kingbee? No, what happened? Da boy is dead! What? How'd it happen? Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up. What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway? Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep. Mm, mm, mm. I always know'd dat boy didn't have a lick o' sense. When'd they find him? An hour ago, 45 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago.... (Insert laugh track here...

Just a small part of the article Pat Buchanan speaks of American conservatism in the past tense. "The conservative movement has passed into history," says the one-time White House aide, three-time presidential candidate, commentator and magazine publisher. "It doesn't exist anymore as a unifying force," he says in an interview with The Washington Times. "There are still a lot of people who are conservative, but the movement is now broken up, crumbled, dismantled."

Well, it happened again, except this time it was dharmagrl. grrrrrrrrr! You scored as Cultural Creative . Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational. Existentialist 75% Cultural Creative ...

You scored as Faerie . Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry wit...

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You scored as Hedonism . Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism : You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life’s pleasures as much as you can. “Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!” More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Hedonism 100% Strong Egoism 80% Justice (Fairness) 70% Existentialism 70% Kantianism 65...

This morning on CNN, Jack Cafferty's question of the day was inspired by this report. Starting today, the federal government will pay hospitals and doctors 1 billion dollars over the next four years (Cafferty said 3 years) to reimburse them for providing emergency health care to illegals. This at a time when an estimated 47 million American citizens have no medical insurance. Someone who Emailed a response to the question "Should the government pay hospitals and doctors for provid...

I had to delete this article and repost it because Dr. Guy screwed it up. Unintentionally, of course. You scored as Circle 1: Limbo . Circle 1: Limbo 92% Circle 2: The Lustful 83% Circle 3: The Gluttonous 67% Circle 5: The Wrathful and Sullen 67% Circle 6: Heretics 67% Circle 4: The Prodigal and the Avaricious 58% Circle 9: The Treacherous 50% ...

You scored as Giles . Giles. Wise. Comforting. Simple. Nervous. Slow Thinker. You take comfort in the title "Old Fashioned Gentleman". Simple luxuries make you happy. You like the life of a teacher and guide and enjoy watching people take the knowedge you give them and make good with it. Although never a father yourself, you show all the qualities of a father to those you care for. And for that reason, you will never be alone. Giles 70% Doyle 6...

Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind ...

You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party. Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both. You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter. You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything! What political persuasion are you?

Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?

I think the best one is Green Acres. I also like Mr. Ed, Peter Gunn, The Brady Bunch, All in the Family, Cheers, Hawaii Five-O, Bonanza and Dick Van Dyke. By the way: If you know the lyrics to any of them that only had music on the show, post them. Here are the lyrics for The Dick Van Dyke Show. So you think that you got trouble, well trouble's a bubble So tell old mister trouble to get lost. Why not hold your head up high and stop crying, Start trying and don't forget to keep your fin...

Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb, almost anything by Ray Stevens, Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah, anything by Spike Jones, Shaving Cream, Fish Heads, Please Don't Bang on the Piano, Pico and Sepulveda, Speedy Gonzales.