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Published on May 23, 2005 By Ionolast In Humor
(Fade In)
Hey, Amos!
Yeah, Andy?
Did you hear about Kingbee?
No, what happened?
Da boy is dead!
What? How'd it happen?
Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up.
What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway?
Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep.
Mm, mm, mm. I always know'd dat boy didn't have a lick o' sense. When'd they find him?
An hour ago, 45 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago....
(Insert laugh track here)
(Fade Out)

Comments
on May 23, 2005
po kingbee
on May 23, 2005
as kingbee's legalized consort, i deplore you to seize and resist from disseminatin such squirrelous and unfunded falsies regardin my climate. sir you can consider this an old tomato.

alghonquin j calhoun, esq
on May 23, 2005

squirrelous and unfunded falsies regardin my climate. sir you can consider this an old tomato.

alghonquin j calhoun, esq

Squirrelous?  Your climate?  Old tomoto?

ROFL!!!!! !!!!!! icon, I thought you had a great one, but the soul sister of kingbee just dotted an eye!

on May 23, 2005
icon, I thought you had a great one, but the soul sister of kingbee just dotted an eye!


Well, he remembers Amos and Andy better than I do.