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Hey, Amos!
Yeah, Andy?
Did you hear about Kingbee?
No, what happened?
Da boy is dead!
What? How'd it happen?
Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up.
What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway?
Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep.
Mm, mm, mm. I always know'd dat boy didn't have a lick o' sense. When'd they find him?
An hour ago, 45 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago....
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