There are 218 of these, so the ones listed here are just my favorites
During the 1988 election campaign, George Bush said that Christians should not be considered patriots or real American citizens.
Let's talk about the media. On Sunday mornings, nearly all major television channels broadcast pro-atheist shows; it is nearly impossible to find religious programming during that time period. Further, Madalyn Murray O'Hair has her own cable TV channel, while Pat Robertson has been unable to obtain one for himself.
One cannot rent a hotel room without finding a copy of Nietzsche's The Anti-Christ in the room.
Most parents in America indoctrinate their children at an early age to be atheists by forcing them to attend these brainwashing sessions, whether they want to or not.
At baseball games, you can often spot people carrying signs that read "Origin Of Species, page 34".
According to recent Gallup polls, approximately 86% of Americans do not believe in God.
Around the time of Darwin's birthday, Christians have to put up with songs about Darwin, which are played in shopping malls, restaurants, and even public restrooms.
Insurance companies refer to natural disasters as "Acts of Darwin".
Gambling is freely legalized for secular purposes, yet churches have to have their bingo halls in Las Vegas, Atlantic City or on Indian reservations.
On sitcoms and movies of the week, the parents make references to how their lack of faith in God helps them get through life's troubles. Meanwhile, Christians are protrayed as pathetic folks who end up converting to atheism.
When celebrities or musicians accept awards during one of the many awards programs, they often end their list of "thank-yous" with a humble acknowledgment to Darwin for their "evolution-given talents".
Atheists regularly go door-to-door on Sunday mornings asking people not to go to church with them.
When someone is pathetic enough to admit to being a Christian, friends respond by saying things like, "No you're not. You just think you are."
Atheists often try to scare Christians into disbelief by yelling that after they die they will be sent to the Earth's fiery core and tormented by Nietzsche for eternity.
Atheists have a superstitious dread of the number 13, because Darwin once invited 12 of his friends to supper. In fact, Atheists have such a strong superstition about certain numbers that road signs and house numbers and company logos have to be changed to avoid upsetting them.
Congress has recently passed legislation requiring television manufacturers to install a so-called "H-chip," which enables viewers to automatically censor out any program containing excessive holiness.
Judges often rule in favor of the Atheist at a custody hearing, because Reason and Freethought are considered virtues, where belief in God makes you an unfit parent.
Every summer, millions of children attend vacation bible-contradiction school.
In many courthouses across the country inverted crosses and other anti-religious symbols figure prominently in judges' chambers and even in the court room itself. No one seems to consider that Christians might find this offensive.