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Published on July 10, 2005 By Ionolast In Humor
A man spent passover in Jerusalem. He went to the Wailing Wall and saw a man davening with great intensity. He wanted to ask what he was praying for but waited for him to finish. Five, 10, 20, 30 minutes passed. Finally the man finished. The visitor told him how impressed he was with his devotion and his intensity of prayer. "But I have to ask, "he said. "what did you pray for?"

"I prayed for a son, a good growing season, health and happiness for my family, for a long life and for peace and harmony throughout the world."

"Tell me," said the visitor, "do you think your prayers will help?"

"Who knows?" the man replied, shrugging. "It was like talking to a wall."

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on Jul 13, 2005
A Jewish lawyer


is there any other kind?
on Jul 13, 2005
"He said, 'Funny you should come to me.'"


I don't get this one...can you break it down for me? (Is the rabbi insinuating that he is God? Well I still don't get it...)
on Jul 13, 2005
I don't get this one...can you break it down for me? (Is the rabbi insinuating that he is God? Well I still don't get it...)


Silly...God's Son was Jewish...turned Christian
on Jul 13, 2005
I posted that one on Mano's jewish joke article! It still is great tho!


That's not where I found it; honest.
on Jul 14, 2005

That's not where I found it; honest.

I found it on the internet, so I expect you did as well. 

Besides, you told it better!

on Jul 14, 2005
That's not where I found it; honest.


and so what if you did??? not a problem
on Jul 14, 2005
and so what if you did??? not a problem


Okie doke.
on Jul 14, 2005
lol! Great ones! thanx for the laughs guys
on Jul 18, 2005
The rivalry between Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker extended even to their dogs. Swaggart insisted in their last face-to-face meeting that his was smarter.
"Mine can do every trick in the book," Swaggart boasted.
"Let's see," Bakker demanded.
"Here, Bowser. Sit," Swaggart commanded. "Lie down. Play dead. Roll over. Sit up. Speak. Shake hands." The dog did every trick perfectly.
"No big deal," Bakker said.
"Oh, yeah? Top that, bigshot."
"OK," Bakker said. Here, Rover." Bakker patted his dog's head, looked Heavenward and closed his eyes. "Heel!" he commanded. The dog immediately jumped into Swaggart's lap and put its paw on his forehead.
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