A Solution to Suicide Bombings?

Published on August 25, 2006 By Ionolast In Misc

I know this sounds funny, but I'm serious. I think it might just work. That's why I didn't put it in the humor category.

Some Hollywood actors (might have to be lesser known ones), make-up artists and special effects people could stage a phony ghostly appearance of some dead suicide bombers to tell their live bretheren that there are no virgins in the afterlife.

Maybe they couldn't or shouldn't do it live. Maybe it should be a hologram projected on a cloud or something.

Comments

jennifer1

on Aug 25, 2006

omg what an idea! *picturing all the silly fools crying their eyes out with disappointment!*

Dr Guy

on Aug 25, 2006

Definitely the hologram! The actors would probably trip in real life and ruin it! And use some spent actresses to play the part of the 72 virgins, and make sure they are REAL skanky!

Tova7

on Aug 25, 2006

If they fall for the virgin story....I'm sure they'd take that hook line and sinker.

Ionolast

on Aug 25, 2006

And use some spent actresses to play the part of the 72 virgins, and make sure they are REAL skanky!

I think you kind of missed the point.

Ionolast

on Aug 25, 2006

omg what an idea! *picturing all the silly fools crying their eyes out with disappointment!*

Thanks.

If they fall for the virgin story....I'm sure they'd take that hook line and sinker.

Yep

Dr Guy

on Aug 25, 2006

think you kind of missed the point.

No, you just missed the humor! But still I like your article.

Ionolast

on Aug 25, 2006

No, you just missed the humor!

Why would there be virgins in the hologram if the purpose of it is to say there are no virgins?

But still I like your article

Thanks.

Dr Guy

on Aug 25, 2006

Why would there be virgins in the hologram if the purpose of it is to say there are no virgins?

So I rewrote the script? Skanky women are worse than no women! And make them nude as well. Skanky and nude!

But it is your idea, so scratch the women. Guess when they do a remake, they can do it with the skanky ones.

Ionolast

on Aug 25, 2006

But it is your idea, so scratch the women. Guess when they do a remake, they can do it with the skanky ones.

No thanks. You can scratch the skanky ones.

Dr Guy

on Aug 25, 2006

You can scratch the skanky ones.

WHATTTT??? I dont want none of their diseases!

kingbee

on Aug 26, 2006

i'm not even a lil bit surprised you'd turn out to be the first person to devise a practical method to take the bang outta suicide bombing. someone should be paying us big bux (see my plan for rendering the palestinian problem moot...here: Link)

can't think of anyone with whom i'd be happier to share a nobel!

Zoologist03

on Aug 26, 2006

First we should drop some nitrous oxide canisters to get them feeling....good. That might enhance the "mystical" properties of the vision.

~Zoo

Ionolast

on Aug 26, 2006

can't think of anyone with whom i'd be happier to share a nobel!

Thanks, kb, and ditto, but if the truth is widely known, the terrorists will find out.

The New York Times would probably screw it up.

First we should drop some nitrous oxide canisters to get them feeling....good. That might enhance the "mystical" properties of the vision.

Not bad, but maybe a little too suspicious?

Zoologist03

on Aug 26, 2006

Not bad, but maybe a little too suspicious?

Well, we'd have to do it secretly of course...

~Zoo

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