What Do You Dislike About the Opposite Sex?

Published on September 18, 2005 By Ionolast In Personal Relationships

The one thing I really can't stand about females is how most of them scream and go into hysterics at only the sight of a harmless insect or reptile. If they're poisonous (the reptiles and insects, not the females. lol) that's one thing, but when they're not, it's ridiculous.

Is it just easier to be afraid of all of them instead of learning which are dangerous and which aren't?

Does the fear of snakes have to do with Eve and the Serpent in the Garden of Eden?

This is the easy way to tell poisonous snakes from non-poisonous ones: All poisonous ones have triangular-shaped heads.

So what do you dislike about the opposite sex?

Guys: do you hate how women know we can't do without their naughty bits?

Girls: do you hate how men own everything? hahahaha

Comments (Page 2)

stutefish

on Sep 19, 2005

Nothing.

They're strange, and difficult, but I generally just feel grateful that whatever their issues are, they're different from my own gender's issues. Not only does it make for a pleasant change of pace, but it also means that their strengths tend to help me with my weaknesses, and vice-versa.

My wife and I can back each other's plays, cover each other's blind spots, and meet each other's needs in ways that even my closest and best male friends can't do.

It'd be like complaining about a fish's inability to fly and breathe air, when that's already taken care of by birds, and anyway both sets of attributes (bird and fish) are necessary for happiness.

Ionolast

on Sep 19, 2005

But beating us with the fireplace tongs is perfectly acceptab.....oh wait, at poker.....my bad

lol. Poke 'er what?

d) They put things like keys and hats and paperwork in the passenger seat when driving to and from work and forget to remove them so that when you get in the car you get jabbed in the ass with something.

Maybe they're trying to gradually get you used to it. hahahaha

They don't understand their own power. A beautiful women can do very strange things to men,

I think they DO understand.

they casually comment on the stupidity of men as if it's possible to act completely normal with your heart racing at eight times its normal speed.

You mean if a guy becomes a blithering idiot? He deserves to be called stupid. He should be able to carry on a normal conversation with a beautiful woman the same as with anyone else.

lemonlime

on Sep 19, 2005

They think it's cool to hug you when they're sweaty.

ugh! I hate that more than anything!! I'll never understand why they do it! It's so disgusting.

c) They eat the last piece of pizza.

ALWAYS!! It never fails.

Ionolast

on Sep 19, 2005

They think it's cool to hug you when they're sweaty.ugh! I hate that more than anything!! I'll never understand why they do it! It's so disgusting.

Do you always think a sweaty guy is disgusting? What if you're also sweaty?

lemonlime

on Sep 19, 2005

Do you always think a sweaty guy is disgusting? What if you're also sweaty?

hahaha...ok...let me rephrase. I think it's disgusting when I'm all nice and clean, and a sweaty guy comes in and decides to hug you. Now, if we're both sweaty, that's a whole different story.

Dan Kaschel

on Sep 19, 2005

Now, if we're both sweaty, that's a whole different story.

Where's the "adult content" warning when you need it

Dan

lemonlime

on Sep 19, 2005

Where's the "adult content" warning when you need it

hahahahaha

Ionolast

on Sep 19, 2005

Where's the "adult content" warning when you need it

Maybe you assume too much. lol

foreverserenity

on Sep 20, 2005

Ah, the male of our species...I love you all but you men can be a pain in the ass at times! Here are some examples for my male:

Doesn't pee straight into the toilet bowl all the time!

Gets ready in less than 15 mins, without fail, even though he might be the last to get up! Then I always have to remind him of all the things I had to do before getting dress, hence I'm never ready!

!

I'll be watching television, he comes in takes the control and changes the channel! Arrgggh!

Gives into the ploys of our 3 year old, everytime, no matter how naughty she is! (girls and their daddy,

!)

Promises to fix something but it's still there staring at me!

Leaves a trail of water after washing up, everytime!

Comes out dripping from the shower onto the mat instead of drying off inside the tub! Arrrggh!!

Drinks more than half my glass of juice everytime!

Those are the most aggravating stuff (and his smoking!) but I love him just the same!

Oh, and Stute....

They're strange, and difficult, but I generally just feel grateful that whatever their issues are, they're different from my own gender's issues. Not only does it make for a pleasant change of pace, but it also means that their strengths tend to help me with my weaknesses, and vice-versa.My wife and I can back each other's plays, cover each other's blind spots, and meet each other's needs in ways that even my closest and best male friends can't do.It'd be like complaining about a fish's inability to fly and breathe air, when that's already taken care of by birds, and anyway both sets of attributes (bird and fish) are necessary for happiness.

That's quite a tribute to every woman!

bigjimtx

on Sep 20, 2005

That saying anything but good morning is considered sexual harassment.

Dan Kaschel

on Sep 20, 2005

Maybe you assume too much.

Maybe... but I doubt it.

That saying anything but good morning is considered sexual harassment.

And that of the wide range of "sexual harassment," the section that is also "sexually satisfying" is but a small percentage. Now what's with that?

Dan

Awed in Space

on Sep 20, 2005

Dislike? Their illogic! The phrase - Cant live without them and cant live with them - is oh so true! We want them to be more logical, and yet, we love them because they are not.

The self destruction of man will not come from an alien, but from their own hand and lack of understanding between the genders.

Icon, you got a great one here!

Ionolast

on Sep 20, 2005

Maybe... but I doubt it.

There are other ways to get sweaty.

Icon, you got a great one here!

Thanks.

Rightwinger

on Sep 21, 2005

just one thing, I hate it that they can have multiple orgasims and we cannot.

---Modman

Yeah, but God paid us back for that; after all, we can have one no matter what happens in the action, how good or bad it is, but if they're not "into it", so to speak....it ain't happenin' at all for'em.

From my personal exerience, I hate the way they'll make plans to do something that, for a change, sounds like fun for both of you, then change their minds and not tell you.
When you, unaware of this change, ask about whatever the original plan was, they'll make a big deal out of it that you didn't know it wasn't the plan anymore.
Also, if you happen to bring it up in front of other people, the female will often make you look like an asshole for pestering her about it, even though it may be the only time you asked.

Dan Kaschel

on Sep 21, 2005

There are other ways to get sweaty.

Such as?

Haha, just kidding. But seriously though...

Dan

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